10 October 2011
I’m looking forward to a future in which I no longer need to do business with dinosaur enterprise software companies like PGP, and their recent acquirer, Symantec.
My encryption needs have always been simple — I’d like to selectively encrypt files that I keep on a company-accessible server, and I’d like to be able to occasionally encrypt the text of an email message. I could do this easily with earlier versions of PGP — around version 6, and back when PGP felt like small company.
But then they turned their sights on the enterprise, and everything has gone downhill since.
And now there’s the current issue — Mac OS X Lion compatibility.
Lion has been out since July. I’ve bought every version of PGP since maybe 4, and so PGP have had my email address on record for more than 12 years.
Do you think I received an email from PGP prior to Lion’s release advising me to be careful about upgrading, since they’re not going to be ready with a PGP update? Nope. Nada.
Do you think I’ve received any emails from PGP with a status update about a Lion-compatible version? Nope. Nada.
Do you think if I visit the Symantec website and search on “Mac PGP Lion”, I’ll find useful information? The first hit is, “Is Norton Compatible with Snow Leopard”.
But, YES! Turns out, there’s actually a link to an article mentioning that a Lion-compatible version has just been released! PGP Desktop 10.2.0 MP1 is Lion compatible, and they recommend everybody download it. For a fleeting moment I feel hope (along with the irritation of realizing they could have emailed me to mention this).
Anyway, all that’s left now is to figure out how to download it — since they obviously wouldn’t bother providing a convenient link on this page.
I’m told to download it from my “Symantec File Connect account” — whatever that is. No link. No mention of what that might be. There’s a “Login using SymAccount” in the sidebar, but that’s not it.
Google. Ah ha. It’s talking about the “Symantec Licensing Portal”!
Login there, and it’s an enterprise experience cesspool nightmare. Click “Version Upgrade”, and I’m being asked for my “Upgrade Notification ID”. Click “I don’t have an Upgrade Notification ID”, and I get an error, “We are unable to retrieve your Version Upgrade.” Of course.
Click, “Available Products”, and I’m presented with a list of — no joke — 629 products. Six hundred, and twenty nine. Can you imagine that? The company has 629 different products.
This is why Steve Jobs did so well — he simply countered an equally powerful, but strategically negative force at Symantec, to keep balance in the universe.
Anyway, to make sure my day doesn’t get any better, PGP for Mac is, of course, absent from that list.
“License Management”, “Move License”, “Upgrade License”, “Get Software”, “Get a Key”, the options in this “portal” are legion and bewildering.
I eventually find a link called, “Manage my licenses”, and — finally — I get a list of my products! Two are listed — PGP Desktop Professional and PGP Desktop Home, version 10 with perpetual licenses.
But when I enter their Serial Numbers into the “Get Software” prompt, I get an error, “We are unable to process your request at this time. Your product may no longer be available for download or physical shipment.”
WTF. So which is it? An error that you can’t process my request? Or, that my product isn’t available for download? And what’s with may; you don’t know whether it’s available or not!?! And anyway, I’m looking for the upgrade!
Click “View Details” on one of my listed products. Error — ”License History not found !!” Of course. (And they obviously find that concerning, as noted by the double exclamation points.)
Click, “Customer Support”. Link to another website. No, I’m not an “enterprise customer”. Click “Visit Customer Care Information Center” (I thought that’s where I was.) Try “Submit a Request”, and I’m taken to the “SymAccount Login”.
The first positive experience of the day — almost shocking: my licensing portal login works there too.
Found a place to submit a request, and tried submitting one. Error — “Category Required Level has not been met.” Of course. Figured out what that actually meant, and finally got my request submitted.
Nearly a full hour of my time lost.
They’ve promised that a member of their “professional staff” will personally respond within 48 hours.
Just wonder if this is all by design. I’m guessing this experience would make a dorky enterprise middle-manager’s day. Given little otherwise to do, this experience involved nearly five errors to follow up on, and a great excuse to do nothing for the next 48 hours, waiting for a response from the Professional Staff at Customer Care!
Update: Oct 10
After posting a note on Symantec’s community forum, I got a reply from Tom — a technical support representative. He said I need to raise a support ticket at mysupport.symantec.com, after which they’d put the patch in my account at pdc.pgp.com. (Can you believe that — two more portals! How many do they have?)
Anyway, I wasn’t so lucky that my logins to License Portal and SymAccount Portal would by chance work at the MySupport Portal. After figuring out how to get in there, I went through the process of raising a support ticket.
Unbelievable — Only after having gone through the process of writing up a support request (including specifying all kinds of information through drop-down menus), I’m told that to continue, I need to enter either my “Tech Contact ID”, “Support Number” or “Tech Case ID”.
OMG. I have no idea what those are, nor where to get one. And, of course, there’s not a word of advise about what to do if you’re stuck.
And so that was that. No support ticket. And more time lost. (For what it’s worth, the tech support guy — Tom, bless his heart — did express his wishes that things were going more smoothly for me.)
The saga continues…
Update: Oct 11 — Closure
I finally got a reply from Symantec. Apparently when I bought PGP version 10.1, I only purchased a year of “Upgrade Assurance”, which has now expired. So in order to get Lion compatibility, I’ll have to spend another $99 to purchase a license for version 10.2 — which adds nothing other than Lion compatibility.
Left with no choice, I headed off to the Symantec store. I challenge anyone reading this to visit store.symantec.com, and try to find PGP for Mac. Just kidding, don’t bother, you won’t find it.
Tom, the helpful tech support guy, sent me a deep link into the store, to a page that does exist, but has apparently no navigation path from the root. Whatever.
Clicked “Purchase”, paid my $99, added the dashes between my phone number, since their system isn’t smart enough to figure out any other format, and placed the order.
My download started, and I got an email thanking me for my purchase of:
PGP for WINDOWS!!!
I can hardly believe my eyes. I’ve just purchased the wrong thing. My mind is immediately imagining a return into the awful enterprise Symantec cesspool to try to get this sorted out.
But, turns out, the download kindly also includes the Mac version. Whew! I guess they did the Windows thing in a final effort to mess with my mind. Good on ya, Symantec!
So now I’m off to decrypt decades of PGP-encrypted files, and then will remove this product from my drive — forever.
Update: Oct 13 — Uh, not quite closure.
Symantec weren’t about to let me off the hook so easily. No no no. Less than 48 hours after getting a fresh $99 from me, for PGP Home — the kids version of PGP — Symantec struck again.
After upgrading my MacBook Air to 10.7.2, it bricked. Can’t login. Try to login, get the dreaded gray circle with a line through it.
After an hour of troubleshooting, including a restore from backup and re-update to 10.7.2, I gave up and headed for Google.
This article reports that the culprit is PGP. Why PGP “Home”, without Whole Disk Encryption, installs kernel extensions is simply beyond me.
Rebooted from a backup, fired up Terminal, removed every shred of PGP (someone was thoughtful enough to document that) on the machine, and was finally able to successfully login again. Go Symantec!